NEWS UPDATE…

This just in…
As you may recall, last week we brought you a disconcerting bit of news regarding Cycle TC-5 and his horrific case of Ante Meridian Halitosis. Forensic scientists have just released to the public these new findings; apparently, Mr. Cycle’s condition is due, at least in part, to his having fallen asleep in a freight yard after a night of heavy Pabst Blue Ribbon abuse. Furthermore, the scientists believe Mr. Cycle somehow managed to pass out with a dirty skateboard wheel lodged in his mouth. One speculation is that he simply fell face down on his overturned skateboard and remained that way until well into the next afternoon. Sources close to the victim say this is not the first time Cycle has been found in such a position, in fact, they say he sleeps drunkenly in the freight yards “…more than his own gotdam bed.” This according to a “graffiti street culture” insider, who agreed to talk to us only under the condition of anonymity.
When reporters sought Mr. Cycle himself for comment, he coolly brushed them off, saying only “ IMOK, IMOK.”
More on this story this evening at 7 pm. when we will be coming to you live from the hip, cutting edge Ad-Hoc Art gallery on trendy Bogart St. in hip, cutting edge Brooklyn.
For now, this is Art Linkletters reporting for WCBwhatever. Holla-tosis at your boy.